Mama June: From Not to Hot
The story "Mama June from Not to Hot" focuses entirely on the remarkable transition that Mama June goes through. While we watch Mom June strike a variety of stances, she narrates as she goes, "I'm a mama, a grandmama, and a BIG reality star—and now I'm ready for a BIG shift." However, she is not only talking about making changes to her appearance; rather, she is reevaluating her entire existence! Mama June begins, "It's time to say goodbye to terrible men and junk food," and then she continues by telling her admirers (and enemies) that they can "[say] hello to a whole new me, because when they see what I look like now, they're not going to believe their eyes!" At this point, we are presented with a string of text that I am going to presume is a list of everything that contributed to Mama June's drastic transformation. Weight loss surgery, physical therapy, liquid diet, tummy tuck, gastric sleeve, strength training, breast implants, high intensity training, and laser teeth whitening are some of the procedures that are included on this list.